Goldfish

lindzeyt:

Last ones from Detroit! Thanks everyone :)

Liam was on the reserve list for runners at the 2012 Olympic games. He decided to follow his singing dream instead. He met Danielle. Now Danielle is cheer-leading at the Olympics. So if Liam didn’t audition, he still would have met Danielle. God wants them to be together I’m telling you.
Interviewer: What do you think about girls wearing too much makeup?
The obvious answers:
Liam: "I don't like it, natural beauty is sexy."
Of course, Liam.
Louis: "Yea, Natural beauty is a major turn on."
Yup.
Niall: "I don't like girls at all when they wear makeup.."
Okay then..
Zayn: "I don't care.."
Then we get to Harry.
Harry: "Go natural, babe. Don't look like a crayon raped your face."
Words of wisdom, from Harry Styles.
Do you think Louis likes all the trends and stuff saying. he’s gay? What about Eleanor? Do you think she likes it when thousands of people say that her boyfriend is gay and having sex with boys and stuff? It was joke at the start but now this has gone too far. Louis LOVES Harry, but as a best friend not boyfriend or something. This is probably why is Louis often moody and not always happy as he used to be.

onthepaynis:

niall-is-irish-god:

theloveliestbitchsthoughts:

illtakeyoutothenandoshop:

amen to dat 

FOREVER REBLOGGING.

Lol, rebloging my own post but look at this :

Things have gone too far. how would you feel if everyone was saying that your brother (who has a girlfriend and they love eachother) is gay?

You know what’s kind of beautiful?

qwexly:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by


‘Can you guys do an Irish dance like Niall?’ x

‘Can you guys do an Irish dance like Niall?’ x

Do you know who you’re sitting with? (x)

davidsexchuleta:

my boyfriend is in the hospital diagnosed with a severe case of non-existence